It's to the tune of Wellerman

(Verse 1) There once was a crew of devs, me boys, Coding away, they'd find their joys, They'd spin up servers, make sites fast, And hope their code would always last.

(Chorus) Soon may the Web Devs come, To bring us code and make sites run, One day, when the coding's done, We'll take our leave and go.

(Verse 2) They'd write in JavaScript, CSS, HTML would form the base, no less, Frameworks, libraries, all combined, To create sites that'd blow your mind.

(Chorus) Soon may the Web Devs come, To bring us code and make sites run, One day, when the coding's done, We'll take our leave and go.

(Verse 3) Responsive design they did employ, To make each site a true joy, On mobile, tablet, desktop too, Their creations always looked like new.

(Chorus) Soon may the Web Devs come, To bring us code and make sites run, One day, when the coding's done, We'll take our leave and go.

(Verse 4) APIs called, data fetched, In every app, the info etched, With JSON parsed and stored away, The web devs' work shone night and day.

(Chorus) Soon may the Web Devs come, To bring us code and make sites run, One day, when the coding's done, We'll take our leave and go.

(Verse 5) As bugs appeared, the devs stood tall, Debugging lines, they'd fix them all, With console logs and breakpoints set, No bug could make their spirits fret.

(Chorus) Soon may the Web Devs come, To bring us code and make sites run, One day, when the coding's done, We'll take our leave and go.

(Verse 6) The Web Devs' tale will not grow old, Of how they tamed the web untold, With code and skill, they'd shape the net, Their legacy, we won't forget.

(Chorus) Soon may the Web Devs come, To bring us code and make sites run, One day, when the coding's done, We'll take our leave and go.

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